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Once upon a time, when humans still crawled through life on all fours – those were the days!- there was a beautiful young lady named Lucy, was thoroughly fed up with all those Neanderthals checking out her equally beautiful ass. So she, a genuine Australopithecus afarensis if ever there was one, decided to exchange the horizontal for the vertical, at least during daytime hours. The results of this decision were amazing: suddenly men seemed even smaller than they looked before, she could see over the horizon, her head was in the clouds and her feet felt like dancing, as stiletto heels weren’t invented then. I mean, why should they, when everybody went through life on their knees?
Anyway, there she was, strolling in the desert, proud as a lioness and tall as... [more] |
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