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A builder's heart is not made out of stone.
He's so huge; instead of a number he should have a license plate.
This year I can assure you that we are going to move the ball. I just hope that it's forward.
Husband: "Hey, Marie, do you have anything you want to say before the football season starts?"
This team employs their famous "Doughnut Defence" the one with the big hole in the middle.
I knew that he was on steroids. His I.Q. and neck size were the same number.
Wife to friend: "The most exciting play of the season was when Fred sat on the cheese dip."
Pro liminem are so huge that it takes just four of them to make a dozen.
I thought one of the linemen had a tattoo on his leg but it turned out to be a government meat inspection stamp.
I say let's make football more entertaining and give the quarterback something else to think about. Let's arm each middle linebacker with a coconut custard pie.
I gave up my hope of being a star halfback the second day of practice. One tackle grabbed my left leg, another grabbed my right leg, and the linebacker looked at me and said," Make a wish!"
As John Madden says, "If you see a defensive line with a lot of dirt on their backs, they've had a bad day.
Football is a game of inches, and that's how some teams move the ball.
He retired due to illness and fatigue. The fans were sick and tired of his coaching.
Styling: Maarten Spruyt
Models: American Football Club: Les Templiers, Elancourt |
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